posted by Brandy on Sep 22
FOUR JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE:
1. Tanning Salon Employee – Got fired since I would not tan myself and was therefore considered BAD…..VERY BAD ADVERTISING!
2. Bank Teller at America First Credit Union – YES……Got fired AGAIN but this time it was because I screwed up in the drive-up lane one horrible Saturday morning and came up $1,000 short in my till that night…..aaarrrrgggghhhh
3. Checker at Alpha Beta Grocery Store – Ok, THIS TIME, goddammit I quit since a grumpy old man threw a loaf of Wonder bread at me as I was scrambling to open up the friggin’ EXPRESS LANE early one morning…………aaarrrggggghhhhh
4. Claims Adjudicator for a large insurance company – didn’t last long there either since I just wanted to PAY all of the claims and never deny anything…..no, I actually quit for a better job and didn’t even get fired at this one!
FOUR MOVIES I WOULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Sixteen Candles
2. Heartburn
3. Hoodwinked
4. Thelma and Louise
BONUS: Don’t love the entire movie but I LOVE the ’shoot ‘em up’ lobby scene in the first Matrix with Keanu Reeves…it’s WAY HOT!
FOUR TV SHOWS I LOVE TO WATCH:
1. DEXTER (freakin’ LOVE THIS SHOW)
2. Desperate Housewives
3. Samantha Who?
4. Anything about crime, morgues and/or autopsies………….(yes, morbid, I know but still extremely interesting….)