posted by Brandy on Dec 12
My family and I are at a restaurant recently, having dinner, and we notice another family eating at the table next to us. As we sit there and begin to eat, we notice the *father* was wearing his Blue-tooth headset. I see that he isn’t talking on it but I do see that he occasionally scans the other diners to see if anyone is noticing “how important” he is (or rather ‘feels’ that he is) and that he is The Stud of this restaurant.
He is Soooooooo important that he needs to wear a damn headset throughout an entire meal with his family. For hell’s sake, if you are waiting for a call that is THAT important, just place your friggin’ cell phone on the table and lose the fuckin’ headset. Don’t be an arrogant moron!
I don’t understand why these people think they are so cool with those things on anyway; after all, it looked like the $30 Costco model so it wasn’t anything special (piece of shit). In fact, I have a damn Dolce & Gabbana Motorola headset. It’s gold…….ooooohhhhhhh. But you don’t see me wearing it everywhere, why… because it’s stupid!
I have even noticed men, never women, sitting on an airplane in First Class (yep, on occasion, I too get to fly First Class given all of the business trips I go on)wearing their fancy-pants Blue-tooth headsets. Okay, for fucks sake, we are on a 4 hour and 38 minute hop from
But for hell’s sake, at least lose the goddamn Blue-tooth while you are masturbating or, (for those of you who somehow manage to get somebody else in bed) lose the phone while you are having sex! NO FRIGGIN’ CALLis that important and I don’t ever want to be the unlucky bastard who rings while you are playing with something OTHER than your goddamn headset!