Notable Quotables

  • “I could sleep for 20 hours a day and be fully functional the other four!” — Brandy Snider; when commenting that in her next life, she would like to come back as a Lioness 
  • “Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!” — Craig Mills 
  • “If you’re going to ride my ass…then at least pull my hair!” — bumper sticker  
  • “Did this come from a PINK lamb?” — Paris Snider, age 4, while gazing into her bucket of bright pink cotton candy 
  • “When going to a party in Utah, BYOB does NOT mean bring your own bible!” — David Snider
  • “Jesus has a vagina” — Paris Snider, age 4, after seeing one of her first pictures of Jesus with long hair, assuming that he was female
  • “Grandma, I know what a napkin is, but what is a TAMPOON?” —Phoenix Snider, age 7, while in the women’s bathroom inquiring about the sanitary napkin dispenser on the wall 
  • “Did he do my butt?” — Barbara Bolland, referring to the doctor who had just performed an endoscopy and colonoscopy while under the influence of an amnesia drug
  • “A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused” — Shirley Maclaine  
  • “Of course I was her friend.  I only referred to her as The Cow behind her back” — Brandy Snider, commenting on an old high school friend whom she lovingly referred to as ‘The Cow’
  • “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.  Then quit.  There’s no use being a damn fool about it.” — W.C. Fields
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