posted by Brandy on Sep 9
For starters, I probably should not have had a margarita at dinner before the party.
Since the margarita is in question, it goes without saying that the whole bottle of wine was a poor choice as well…….okay, a fun choice…but probably too much fun when heading out to get your kids and take them to a place called “Bouncing Off the Walls” birthday arena.
Next, I probably shouldn’t have painted my nails during the party (this goes for my sons nails too), especially when I realize that all of the five-year old ‘party goers’ see what I am doing, think it looks real fun and then decide they all want their nails painted TOO!!!!…….even the BOYS!
I imagine I was a big hit with their parents that night….but one by one, they all lined up and pranced away with “hot pink” fingers and toes. I also should have not sat in the ‘eating’ room, near the end of the party, bitching to my husband that the pizza sucks, the place is too loud, they need freakin’ cocktails AND the fact that I really want to leave now since my own son doesn’t even LIKE the birthday girl anyway……..
Of course (with my luck) I then realize that the man sitting next to me is not just another parent but is actually THE FUCKING FATHER of the BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!! OOPS!
I of course made a quick exit (thanking the mother across the room for a wonderful time)……