posted by Brandy on Mar 31
You know your human……and okay, somewhat humbled, when you are traveling via airplane and:
- You realize just how stupid you look (and how hungry you are) when you catch the person sitting next to you, on a crowded flight, gawking at you as you lick your pointer finger and proceed to roll it around the inside lining of the emptied Fisher Party Peanut bag and then suck the salty remnants off of your finger. …. quite pathetic to say the least
- You reach to lift up your extra heavy carry-on luggage that you plan on stowing in the First-Class, overhead bin and you unexpectedly pass gas! With shock and embarrassment, you try to pass it off as that nasty sole on your shoe that keeps making a horrible sound as you “shuffle” over to your seat
- You fall asleep on that long hop from
Salt Lake to Boston only to be awakened by the sudden grunting/snorting sound that originated from you. When your eyes open, heads rotate back forward and conversations resume as you nonchalantly wipe the drool from the right corner of your mouth - The gas pains hit. You excuse yourself and hurriedly clamor over the strangers who are stuffed into the seats next to you and you make a bee-line to the toilet and realize that there are no jet-fueled sounds (or even jets, for this matter!) that can mask the sound of flatulence that is soaring out of your rectum
- You spill a Bloody Mary all over the nice lady behind you…oops….please refer to earlier post