posted by Brandy on Jan 25
I can’t take credit for writing all of this but ran across it the other day and still laugh out loud……especially for me, the one with Tourette’s which makes ANY driving experience fun for both me AND my passengers. HA!!!
- Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head-bang
- At stop lights, eyeball the person in the car next to you suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors!
- Two words: Chicken suit
- Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better
- Have conversations with yourself, looking periodically over at the passenger seat while driving alone
Stop at the green lights………..Go at the red ones - Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie doll out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance
- Eat food that requires silverware
Pass cars super fast then drive very, very slowly - Sing without having the radio on (this is fun, particularly if you have a Jeep, like I do!)
- Honk frequently without motivation
Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer them a sharp, angry look and flash them an obscene gesture - Ask people for some Grey Poupon
Let pedestrians know who’s boss Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look Restart your car at every stop light Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window Paint your car with the saying, “Eat Me! I’m Fresh!” (one of my favorites….) - Drive with at least five cats in the car
Throw Spam