Kibitz ‘n Bits

posted by Brandy on Dec 2

For those of you who know me, it comes as no surprise that I have a “colorful” vocabulary.

I ran across the profound meaning(s) of the word FUCK and have posted them below. Author unknown…….

The word FUCK can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. It falls into many grammatical categories and can be used in many ways. Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Fraud “I got fucked by the car dealer.”
2. Greeting “How the fuck are ya?”
3. Resignation “Oh, fuck it!”
4. Trouble “I guess I’m fucked now.”
5. Aggression “FUCK YOU!”
6. Disgust “Fuck me.”
7. Confusion “What the fuck…….?”
8. Difficulty “I don’t understand this fucking business!”
9. Despair “Fucked again…”
10. Pleasure “I fucking couldn’t be happier.”
11. Displeasure “What the fuck is going on here?”
12. Lost “Where the fuck are we.”
13. Disbelief “UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!”
14. Retaliation “Up your fucking ass!”
15. Denial “I didn’t fucking do it.”
16. Perplexity “I know fuck all about it.”
17. Apathy “Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?”
18. Suspicion “Who the fuck are you?”
19. Panic “Let’s get the fuck out of here.”
20. Directions “Fuck off!”
21. Disbelief “How the fuck did you do that?”

It can be used in an anatomical description “He’s a fucking asshole.”

It can be used to tell time “It’s five fucking thirty.”

It can be used in business “How did I wind up with this fucking job?”

And……..it can be maternal “Motherfucker!”