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	<title>Kibitz 'n Bits &#187; Animals</title>
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		<title>My Husband&#8217;s Face Was Buried in &#8220;Pussy&#8221; &#8230; And It Wasn&#8217;t Even Mine!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I wake up the other morning to find my husband&#8217;s goatee covered in white fur! 
The culprit? 
My small, Persian cat, named Gucci Milan, who sleeps between Dave and I every night.  And as she totters over his face in the blackness of night, she leaves a trail of cotton-like fur painting his beard like a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.kibitznbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/gucci3.jpg"></a>So I wake up the other morning to find my husband&#8217;s goatee covered in white fur! </p>
<p><strong>The culprit? </strong></p>
<p>My small, Persian cat, named <strong><em>Gucci Milan</em></strong>, who sleeps between Dave and I every night.  And as she totters over his face in the blackness of night, she leaves a trail of cotton-like fur painting his beard like a web. </p>
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<p>Yeah, he had a face full of pussy last night but I am saddened to say, it wasn&#8217;t mine&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Just Say &#8220;NO&#8221; To Palin</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandy</dc:creator>
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		<title>If You Ever Think You Are Having A Bad Day&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t feel sorry for yourself.  You could look like a DICK with BUCK TEETH! 


This little animal is called the &#8220;Naked Mole Rat&#8221; and is from Africa. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t feel sorry for yourself.  You could look like a <strong><em>DICK with BUCK TEETH!</em></strong> </p>
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<p>This little animal is called the &#8220;<u>Naked Mole Rat</u>&#8221; and is from Africa. </p>
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